Monday, January 26, 2009
The Three Little Pigs The True Story
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. Their names were Sam the nerdyest, Harry the hairiest, and IHOP/ James the coolest. One day their old mumsy said oh my gosh I am like dying... so and seek your fortunes ! And then she dyed. So off they went. Sam the first little pig went on his way, and on his way he found a hippo selling bricks. So he said all that geeky stuff and finly got out the meaning of can I have some bricks please? So the hippo said sure. The next day Sam built his house. Then out of nowere came the big fat goose! The goose also came with some dynomite! He said surrender the house or I'll blow you up! The pig said " of corse not loser" and after his house blew up he barely escaped with his life. The next pig was harry. So harry went off down the road and saw a big muscular rino carrying steel and chains. So harry said yo gi' me some steel an' chains! The rino said sure. So the next day he built the house then out of nowere came Sam with the big fat goose right behind him. After Sam was in the goose came over them in a helicopter with an bomb saying turn over your house or I'll blast you to smitherins. They both said no. After the goose dropped the bomb they flew in the air into some sort of meadow. The third pig IHOP/ James was meanwhile wondering in the meadow picking flowers and sticks. The next day he built his house. Later that evening his brothers showed up saying somthing about a big fat goose. At about midnight the goose came with nothing as he smiled to himself saying that he could just blow the house down. But once he was in the breeze he smelled flowers and came to love the pigs!!!!! So then they all became friends. THE END!!!!